On the walk into work this afternoon I was the recipient of a little prank from some twat in a taxi who thought it would be funny to splash me by driving into a puddle. He actually has to drive off the road to this.

This does not help my already low opinion of these deranged individuals. I already see them as car-toting idiots with only a slim grasp of the highway code and penchant for driving like Stevie Wonder at a Donkey Derby.

Bastards.