A man, sitting next to a woman on a jet, suddenly sneezes. Unexpectedly, he unzips his trousers and wipes the end of his penis off with his handkerchief. He then zips up and continues reading his magazine.

The woman cannot believe what she just saw.

Then he sneezes again, unzips, pulls out his penis and wipes it off with a handkerchief. The woman says, “Excuse me sir, but that is disgusting and rude.”

He says, “I am so sorry that I have offended you. I have this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to orgasm every time I sneeze.”

The woman, disarmed by the man’s honesty, and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousness, says, with sympathy, “Oh you poor man, what,are you taking for it?”

“Pepper,” he replies