Monthly Archives: May 2008

A short catch-up

It’s been a busy old time recently so here’s a little synopsis of how things have been going.

Our wedding was lovely. Jo looked spectacularly gorgeous in her red dress and I’ve never been so proud as when I saw her walking into our wedding. I was nervous, but proud and very, very happy. The day was almost spoiled by the non-arrival of our photographer (speculative enquiry my ARSE) but we muddled through with Jen taking numerous photos with my camera and Carol’s compact shots being augmented by our wedding coordinator (Pascal). Not ideal but what can you do?

We were determined not to let the incompetence of others ruin our day, and so we did our best to take as many photos as possible in the lovely grounds of Langar Hall. It’s a beautiful place and we found a few beautiful spots (in the impossibly sunny weather) to fill up our memory cards. It’s going to take me a while to edit my way through that lot!

The dinner was beautiful. The food here is really, really good and they source their produce from local suppliers where possible. They get their lamb from the fluffy little animals grazing in their own fields! The Langar Lamb is delicious but everything we ate was equally good. It’s worth coming over here for dinner, never mind getting married. Doing both was just bliss.

Pascal, and the rest of the Langar Hall team, did everything they could to make our day as special as possible. We really owe them a huge debt of gratitude. Thank you!

Once our wedding “breakfast” was finished I phoned my parents and sister to give them the good news. We certainly took them by surprise – my mum called my a “rotten divel” in true Leeds style – but everyone seemed pleased and at least we’re going to have a party in August so that everyone can celebrate with us.

We said goodbye to Langar Hall on Friday and headed down to Coventry to reveal our under-handedness to Jo’s parents. Jo’s mum was really pleased and had already guessed that we’d do something like this. Her dad seemed a little more difficult to win over but it looks like he’s come around to the idea.

We do feel a little guilty about excluding our loved ones from our wedding but we really wanted to have our wedding like this. No fuss and with only a small party- it really worked out for the best for us. Purely selfish reasons and we hope that our families understand.

Saturday was spent basking in the glory of our marriedness.

Sunday we headed off on Honeymoon, where we’ll be visiting a few friends on our way down to the south coast before heading to Cornwall for a week in a converted barn.

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A Small Announcement

A Small Announcement

To the surprise of nearly everyone, including our families, Jo and I were married at Langar Hall at 11:30 on 22nd May. We had a secret ceremony involving only us and some very close friends at this lovely country house. Miraculously the sun came out and provided us with some exceptional weather for our special day.

We’re currently on our honeymoon but I’ll attempt to update my blog with a few posts while we’re away. It may be a while before any more photos appear as I’ll be editing them when we get back but I’ll update when I can.

We’re off to Cornwall tomorrow and internet access may be a bit hit and miss. See you soon!

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A Better Man

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The Library Bar and Kitchen

Jo and I had a fantastic meal out last night at one of Beeston’s finest eateries – the Library Bar and Kitchen on Wollaton Road. We’ve been here a few times before as the food is delicious and very well priced. It used to be termed a “Swedish Tapas Bar” but now seems to have forgotten about being Swedish and just aiming for general deliciousness.

There’s still mostly Tapas-style food on the menu and we decided to choose from that for our meal. We had some absolutely gorgeous Curry Battered Monkfish with pea purée (a Library signature dish) and some superb Chorizo Sausage wraps, among other similarly lovely dishes. I washed mine down with some of my favourite Belgian beer – Leffe Blonde.

Their own website seems to have died for some reason but it’s directly opposite the Lace Mill if you’re interested in going. The decor is nice and contemporary with lots of leather stools and some sofas for lounging around and drinking your wine in.

It’s probably the nicest food you’ll find in Beeston. Even tastier than the Victoria Hotel.

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Whit Friday Marches 2008

I spent the best part of last Friday in the lovely Lancashire area of Tameside, where our band were taking part in the traditional Whit Friday Marches contest. For the uninitiated this happens every year (on Whit Friday, natch) and involves many dozens of Britain’s brass bands descending on Tameside and Saddleworth. Each band is required to march down to a contest stage playing one march before playing a contest march to an adjudicator.

Concentrating (by rutty)This might sound really old fashioned, and it is, but it’s still very well attended. Many, many bands attend every year and all of the villages that host a contest have to put up with hundreds of hungry, thirsty bandsmen and their supporters. It’s a great event.

We started at about 4:30 at the Stalybridge Celtic football ground before ending up in the village of Denton at about 10:30. We’d played at 8 different contests during the day and we only got rained on during the last two!

If you’re ever in the area during Whit Friday then you really should check it out. You won’t find anything quite like this anywhere else.

We played the contest march Mephistopheles (by Shipley Douglas). Here’s a video of the (sadly now defunct) Rochdale Band playing the same march back in 1986:

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Band website

A few months ago I took over the job of Public Relations from my old mate Ray at band. I took the decision to take the opportunity to update the band website and I’m close to getting the site how I’d want it.

It’s temporarily on a new domain while we get the old one transfered over to my 123-reg account, but you can see it at carltonbrass.co.uk.

I’m using a great magazine-like WordPress template called The Morning After. It has loads of good features that you’d normally associate with a paid-for premium theme – all provided free of charge. I shall be tipping them once I’ve finished faffing about with the design. So far I’m very impressed.

I’m still tinkering with the design but if you have any comments about it then please leave them here rather than over there.

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Off to the coast

With all this (surely temporary) glorious sunshine around at the moment we decided that we’d be better off spending some time increasing our chances of skin cancer rather than moping around in the gloom of our appartment. With increased levels of UV radiation in mind we headed off to the coast yesterday afternoon.

Now, Nottingham is fairly central and the nearest town to the coast is probably Boston, and that’s 62 miles away according to Google Maps. Boston is exactly a seaside town but it is located pretty close to the Wash, so we figured we might have a chance of grabbing some sea air. I haven’t been to Boston in at least ten years but it’s only a short drive from my old base at RAF Coningsby and it happens to be where I passed my driving test back in the early 90s.

Even during my earlier visits to Boston I don’t remember seeing the sea. This is because you can’t – Boston is sat on an estuary for the Rivers Witham and Haven and isn’t actually on the coast at all. It’s near the coast but I really wouldn’t turn up here expecting to be able to paddle on the beach or find any crabs in rock pools. It’s not that sort of place.

The Market Square area of Boston is quite pretty, if a little deserted for a Sunday afternoon. I was expecting to see more people about but it was pretty quiet. We parked up and headed for a look at Saint Botolphs Church, better known as Boston Stump. This impressive church dominates the skyline from just about anywhere in Boston. The interior is simple but beautiful and allows visitors to head up some stairs for spectacular views of the local area.

The church was near to closing time when we arrived but I did get a few interesting shots of the place.

Boston Stump (by rutty)

Boston is definitely worth a visit if you’re in the area. I wouldn’t drive hundreds of miles for a specific visit – there’s really not a whole lot here – but if you’re on your way past then it’d be criminal not to come and see it for yourself. The view from the bridges crossing the river are quite lovely, even though the tide was out and there was plenty of mud on display.

Boston Stump (by rutty)

So, there was no sea air in Boston to be had so we headed off up the coast in the hope of finding somewhere with a beach. It’s funny in that I’d spent nearly seven years of my life in Lincolnshire but I’d not really explored this part of the Lincolnshire coast at all. I’d visited Skegness a few times (who hasn’t!) but I really didn’t know what we’d find.

It wasn’t long before we found a sign for Freiston Shore. This is a bird sanctuary on the Wash and we figured that we’d have a good chance of seeing some sea and breathing in some lovely salt-laden sea air. Well, we say plenty of birds but the sea was a little more evasive.

Freiston Shore (by rutty)

It all looked a bit dry for a supposed wetland environment but they had some nice facilities there, including a hide so that all the geese and ducks couldn’t see you. Surprisingly, most birds opted to loiter close to the carpark rather than the hide. Still, this was only a very small area of the whole reserve so we headed up the path to a nearby band where we hoped we could see the sea. We could – just.

Freiston Shore (by rutty)

That hint of blue in the far distance is the entrance to the Wash, essentially the sea. There was no beach within easy walking distance and no salty sea air. Still, the sun was still out and there was a refreshing breeze keeping us cool enough. We might not have needed our bucket and spade but we were still happy to be out in the great outdoors.

Time was getting short so we decided to head back towards Nottingham via some of my old stomping grounds. We found some roads that headed in the general direction of RAF Coningsby and tried to follow the map to get us there. Here I rediscovered one reason why I sometimes hated living in Lincolnshire. Someone in charge over there really hates road signs. Boston is appalling for this – you may get one sign pointing you in roughly the right direction but it’s not long before you end up at a junction with no signs and no clue where to go next. The whole of Lincolnshire is like this it seems.

Still, we managed to navigate in roughly the right direction until we happened upon a rather pleasant surprise. We found the Sibsey Trader Windmill and we managed to get there before they closed. It’s a lovely six-sailed windmill and they have a very nice café there too. It’s in the middle of nowhere (like most of Lincolnshire) and I had another good excuse to break out the camera.

Sibsey Trader Windmill (by rutty)

There are a number of windmills in Lincolnshire but this has to be the nicest one I’ve seen. It’s still in working order and still producing its own flour. Jo bought herself a bag – she likes baking bread for our lunches and I rather enjoy eating it.

From here we headed over to RAF Coningsby – my first proper posting in the RAF after trade training. On the way there we headed through New York (somewhat smaller than NYC) and into the amusingly monikered Dogdyke. I used to share a house with three friends in 1990 and I thought I’d be easily able to pick out which one it was. My memory, however, failed me. We saw one house that might have been the one I lived in for a year but I really couldn’t be sure.

Still, a few hundred yards past Dogdyke is RAF Coningsby. I had some wonderful years here working with some great people and I was amazed to see that the place had hardly changed at all, at least from what I could see from road. There was even one of those “temporary” rubber hangers in exactly the same place I remember from when I left in 1996! The Tornadoes may have been replaced by Typhoons but the place still looks exactly how I left it.

From Coningsby we headed down the A453 towards Sleaford. How, here was a town I was sure to remember having lived here for six years and owning a house on the outskirts. Sadly, some bugger had decided to rejig the entire road system and introduce a one-way loop all the way around the town centre. The bastards! We drove round here three times before I remembered where the turn-off for my old estate was. We eventually found the right road and stopped and stared at my old house for a while. I sold this for £41,500 back in 1996 but I’m sure it’s worth a lot more now! The new owners had replaced the windows but it still looked the same.

Memory Lane well and truly revisited we headed home for tea. It wasn’t long before the flat, generally boring countryside of Lincolnshire was replaced by the much prettier rolling hills of Nottinghamshire. I really didn’t get on with the Fens. They’re too flat and there are too many fields full of cabbages, potatoes and sprouts for it to be considered “beautiful” to me. Give me some hills any day.

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Strolling around Gotham

The weather has been outstanding around here recently so it seemed appropriate to enjoy the sunshine while we had it. Jo and I had bought a book last year, called “Pub Strolls In Nottinghamshire“, with the intention of spending more time getting out and about our local countryside. We had a good look at some short walks nearby and decided that Gotham would be a good choice.

Gotham is only a shortish drive from Beeston and we were soon into the rolling hills of South Nottinghamshire. These pretty hills are hardly on the same scale as the Derbyshire Peaks but it’s a lovely place and easily accessible for those of us that live in the city. Gotham has some newer, less-attractive parts but there are some lovely homes here and seemed particularly peaceful considering it was a Saturday and there was glorious weather.

We parked near to the local church and headed off on our walk. The directions in the book are not bad at all, although we missed one of the turn-offs because we weren’t really paying attention. The start took us down a path that travelled along an old mineral railway, not that there was anything left of that to see. It was lovely and leafy down this path but we soon needed to turn off and head up the shadeless path up Gotham Hill.

It was rather warm to be climbing the slope without any shade but the views from the top are quite lovely. The weather was pretty hazy and the harsh light isn’t conducive to good photography but I managed to get some half-decent shots down the hill.

Rape in Gotham

There are some small woods at the top of the hill and the shade was particularly welcome. We headed across the hill and headed back down to the village, admiring the cricketers enjoying their weekend game along the way. There were some horses and cows too, although not much else in the way of wildlife apart from the odd pigeon and crow.

The walk was less than three miles and would be perhaps better on a cooler day. The hill isn’t so bad but a bit of an effort on a hot day and there’s little shelter on the way up there. Here’s another view from the top:

Englishmen in the summer (by rutty)

We decided to enjoy a drink in The Sun Inn when we made it back to the car. The Gaffer’s Gold on tap was very nice indeed. All-in-all, a great way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

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Mahler Six – a triumph not a tragedy

My girlfriend is simply the best. She knows what I like and she knows that I love Mahler, so she paid for a couple of seats for us at the Royal Centre in Nottingham last night so that I could listen to the BBC Philharmonic playing Mahler’s sixth symphony.

His sixth symphony is coined “Tragic”. Some might argue that all of Mahler’s symphonys might be considered to be a little depressing but this was the first that Mahler actually composed with tragedy in mind. I personally find most of Mahler’s work to be filled with depictions of love – even the sixth – but I can understand why some people might find his work a little on the heavy-going side. I think that Mahler, more than any composer before him, used enormous variations in mood in his music – from utter fragility and beauty to violent outburts and stormy brass-infused passages.

The Tragic Symphony continues his mastery of emotional symphonic work. It’s an incredible masterpiece that switches constantly between major and minor keys in a lengthy battle against tragic consequences.

I was pleased that the BBC Philharmonic would be performing this work. They’re probably one of the best orchestras in the country and I’d not heard them before. Their conductor, Gianandrea Noseda, was completely mesmerising to watch. I don’t think I’d ever seen a more energetic musical director – he was jumping around all over the place, drawing every possible nuance out of the music. During some of the more energetic moments I could have sworn he was performing some starjumps!  His control of the orchestra during the quieter, more delicate moments was utterly masterful even if the louder, dramatic parts caused him to swing his arms around in a rather violent fashion. I’ve never seen anything like him before.

The orchestra was just astonishing. Apart from a few fluffed notes by the top horn the performance was faultless. Noseda extracted a wonderfully interpretted performance from his players – I had a big smile on my face most of the way through. The stunningly beautiful third movement gave me constant goosebumps and brought tears of joy to me eyes.

The final movement is an utter monster – 30 minutes of fraught emotion. I was on the edge of my seat all the way through. The percussion were fantastic and it was great to see the famous “hammer blows” in action – one of the seven percussionists wielded an impressively large wooden sledgehammer for the two key moments in the last movement. The impact (he slammed it into a large wooden box) was incredible combined with cymbols and bass drum – you could feel the blow through to your bones. Fantastic stuff.

The Royal Centre itself provided a very pleasant location for this concert. It’s seen better days but still has a very impressive auditorium. The orchestra had a wonderfully rich, full sound. We were up in the Gods on Tier Two but it sounded great up there. It’s a shame that the seats weren’t especially comfortable – you need a comfortable chair whilst spending the best part of 70 minutes or so listening to the greatest composer that ever lived!

Another of the world’s greatest composers was on display before the symphony. The orchestra also performed Mozart’s third violin concerto with the gorgeous and spectacularly talented Nicola Benedetti giving a wonderfully nuanced performance of this entertaining piece of music. It was interesting having the Mozart before Mahler. It was very well played and I enjoyed Nicola’s performance very much, but the whole piece just seemed a little inconsequential in comparison to the Mahler. Mozart inserts so many different themes into his music sometimes that it doesn’t quite gel quite so well for me. Still, Mozart wrote this in his late teens and was decades (if not a century) before his time in musical style.

I had a wonderful evening, even if Jo wasn’t so keen. Mahler and Mozart really aren’t her cup of tea but you’ve got to love someone that makes the effort to come along and sit through such a lengthy musical experience while getting back pain from sitting on an uncomfortable seat.

This was a superb event and I’ll be sure to go back to the Royal Centre soon. I hear that the Rite of Spring is on next year and I’ll definitely be going along to listen to that.

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Ankyloproctia and other great words

Some people might say that I’m a tight-arsed Yorkshireman. Well, I am a Yorkshireman and people from Yorkshire are often labelled as such. Naturally, my generosity far exceeds such stereotyping (no, really) but don’t you think that “tight-arse” is a bit old?

How about using the word “Ankyloproctia” instead? That’s a much more interesting word and means much the same thing.

I know this because of the lovely people over at Neatorama who have a very informative post up about insulting words:

There is a crisis of insults on the Web. On one hand, the volume of flames is very high yet the quality is poor. Gone are the days of the razor-sharp wit of Oscar Wilde and Winston Churchill*, only to be replaced by a string of four letter words typed in ALL CAPS by n00bs (the latest of which is “FAIL”, itself a failure of coming up with a more scathing insult, if you think about it).

*For example:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go,” says Oscar Wilde.

George Bernard Shaw wrote to Winston Churchill, “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend….if you have one.” And Churchill wrote back, “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second……if there is one

Well, it’s hard to teach wit – but all of us can learn the next best thing: the approximation of it by obfuscation, i.e. using big, difficult, and obscure words. So, to do our part in improving the quality of insults on teh Interweb, Neatorama has come up with a list of 10 Insulting Words You Should Know:

I’m going to go out and call someone a “Ninnyhammer” right now.

(Found initially via the ever-excellent pharmacutically-inclined ramblings of Terra Sigillata. Cheers!)

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